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Scotch on the rocks

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.
Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.
by FedInTheA July 14, 2010
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scotch double

An instance where a person fires a single shot and hits two targets. Usually a term used when bird hunting or skeet shooting.
John took aim at one duck as it flew by and fired just as another crossed it's path, and hit both. A perfect scotch double for the day.
by Jamezfb September 29, 2008
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Scotch Egg

A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)
"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "
by Big Stewart January 7, 2019
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Scotch Tape

The most high of congratulations from any fellow rap star. Also the name of the least recognized rap label in the business.
Man, Trent Layzer, that shit is Scotch Tape!
by Chuck See November 10, 2008
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scotch egg

A food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. Then, the ball is deep-fried and served. In many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. While it was originally an English food, it is enjoyed all over the world.
I had a Scotch Egg for breakfast this morning.
by Daniel R. L June 1, 2006
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scotch face

Usually when someone's face is red and weathered due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Look at that ragged out guy at the bar, he's got total scotch face.
by NoLuv4Strange December 7, 2015
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Scotch ale

Fucking awesome style of ale-fermented beer. Dark in color, and has a sweet, complex malty character to it, often with caramel like flavors. Very minimal hop character, as only enough is used to offer some balance to the beer. The style's origins lie in Scotland, but the style has become popular elsewhere in the world, and is a fairly popular style to brew among American microbreweries. Some examples of this style are fairly high in alcohol content, but you can't taste it :)
Dude 1: Dude, what are you drinking?

Dude 2: Oh, just some Coors Light. You?

Dude 1: Something too manly for you to handle - Scotch ale!
by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010
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