Aural Shock

When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, you go into shock for a second because the music is pretty much raping your ears from being so loud.

"FUCK."
"what?!"
"i forgot to turn down my music and went in aural shock."
"haha dumbass"

by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

Pillow shock

A disturbing occurence when you wake up next to someone from the night before now sharing a bed with you and having no memory as to why they are there or what you did with or to them.

"Man, I bet when she woke up and rolled over she had a massive bout of pillow shock."

by ModernDementia2992 July 16, 2009

Russian Shocker

When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.

Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."

by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009

Mock shock

An insincere expression of disbelief.

The waitress expressed mock shock that our food had not arrived yet.

by forty day mike August 26, 2013

Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011

Shell Shock

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

by Xerxes November 11, 2004

Ultimate Shocker

The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.

She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.

by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009