schwooning 

The passion or drive that leads to masterbation to the point of fainting with your tears as lubricant.

I was so exhausted and dried up after schwooning.

schwooning by The_ cock_a_doodle_doo January 4, 2024

Schwoogler 

A comically long way of telling some one they are schwooging

man jim is such a big Schwoogler he needs schwooging so much at parties

Schwoogler by moistcarpet April 15, 2024

Schlomongungasaurus

Big ass dinosaur

That T-Rex over there is a schlomongungasaurus

Schlomongungasaurus by Schlomongungasaurus February 12, 2026