Lobster Schwag

The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.

Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.

by Benny123 September 18, 2012

Schwag Lag

When you smoke some crappy ganja (schwag) and get very tired and start to crash.

I smoked a big joint of some mexican schwag, now i suffer from schwag lag and must sleep.

by R2thaC October 28, 2009

schwag fag

A low life homosexual male that will perform sexual acts for any kind of marijuana much like a female "crack ho"

Man i met a schwag fag at the bar last night that was jonesin so bad he wanted to blow me for a nugget!!!

by vinny125125 November 25, 2009

professor schwag

An authority figure, more specifically a policeman, who is a dickhead.

Professor Schwag was such an ass. He searched my car and took my beer and apples.

by tyrone mullaxon August 27, 2007

Schwag Head

1. Drug addict.
2. General Idiot.

1. "He's back on the schwag isn't he?? the little schwag head"
2. "He's a bad schwag head him!"

by Myo Of The Snides October 12, 2007

Buttcrack Schwag

A baby makin' reggae party rock band from Southern, California that will make your girl's nipples hard

"When I get a boner and I want it to go down, I listen to Buttcrack Schwag!"

by buttcrackschwag August 4, 2021

schwag turkey

The epitome of schwagness

someone who is flaccid usually is considered to be an aka schwag turk

by Jacque Macaliffe September 11, 2005