scrumpyducks

a cool ass democracy loving dude

person 1: hey dude how are you
person 2: scrumpyducks
person 1: im gay
person 3: shotguns

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy February 22, 2024

Scrumpydumptious

An adjective used to describe something that is both scrumptious and sumptuous, especially if it resembles a dumpling.

A heart-warming and adorable way to describe both people and foods.

"Look at this scrumpydumptious lil' bao bun. I can't wait to gobble it up"

"Look at your scrumpydumptious lil' face. I can't wait to gobble you up ;)"

by ellid03 November 24, 2024

Scrumpy

Cant team play if life depended on it and always gets sidetrack if sees glyph mid chase and needs to collect it.
Ass

"I see Scrumpy looping the killer, And... She stopped for the glyph"

by The Blight June 4, 2025

Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.

Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.

by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019