A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Any website that lacks effective moderation and allows some level of anonymity will, to varying degrees, approxomate 4chan, and be overrun with Schrödinger's Douchebags. Now this type of person defends, for instance, rape-jokes by saying "all humor is inherently punching down because there must be a butt to every joke." He hasn't thought about it. he assumes it's true because he figures "(he's) a smart guy, and whatever (he) assumes is probably right", but he's unfazed if you prove otherwise. There's no shortage of dodgy reasons he might be right and you wrong. He'll just pick another one. What matters is the game continues.
-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
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Schrodinger's Biden hasn't accomplished a thing in 50 years in government but can also manipulate gas prices to swing an election his way.
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Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
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This guy is hitting on me it’s such a schrödinger’s woman. I just know if I reject him I’ll suddenly be a fat b*^%# *heavy eye roll*
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"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."
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Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
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