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New York School Bus Driver Drunk 

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"

Magic School Bus 

The act of shitting one's self during roadhead, thereby effectively turning said roadhead into a mobile blumpkin.
I performed the magic school bus on that ratchet ass hoe La'quisha while returning from the KFC. It smelt like the Colonel's rotting corpse, but she kept suckin.

magic school bus 

1. A show about this bus that would shrink, get sick,and fly. It was awsome and educatinal. It was awsomcational

2.A term used for making fun of someone usually because they ride the short bus.
1.magic school bus was the reason I woke up early on Saturday mornings

2.Why don't you just shut up Jimmy and go ride on the magic school bus?

mexican school bus 

Four men butt-fucking in a line while wearing sombreros. Person in the front is required to say "all aboard!" And make bus horn noises.
Dude I heard he was the driver in a Mexican school bus.

noob school bus 

The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.
Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.

Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.

The Magic School Bus 

The act of smoking DMT before entering the morning school bus. The user would trip out on the ride to school and exit the bus sober.
Tim: Hey dude you ridding the bus tomorrow?
James: Yeah, The Magic School bus.
Tim: Oh shit, good luck man.
The Magic School Bus by LickMyHawk September 5, 2011