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Schlapped 

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.
(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"
Schlapped by mrburlesk March 9, 2023
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Schlapped 

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.
His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.
Schlapped by Davros1717 February 26, 2024

Schlackervorlage

Bedeutet sowas wie das man jemanden toll findet und sich an ihnen inspiriert ein besserer mensch zu werden
Ich benutze dich als Schlackervorlage
Deine Mutter ist so eine tolle Schlackervorlage
Schlackervorlage by Anonymmon April 24, 2024

Schlapped 

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.
"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"
Schlapped by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Den Schlanken 

"Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.
Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.