Schmeg

Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong

"What is all this schmeg on my table?"

by Heather MacDonald March 7, 2008

Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...

Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol

by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006

schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

schiesty

1. Very Tricky

2. Unliked (Insult)

1. wow, that math test was schiesty to the max.

2. Fuck you you schiesty mother fucker.

by Matt Rees February 27, 2005

schmeg

a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.

I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003

schlegal

a whiny skinny punk who's balls have yet to drop. one who lacks hair on his or her legs.

o my god, that kid over there is a sissy, he looks like a schlegal

by fannyman2k6 October 12, 2005