Schneezing

The instinctive act to supress all bad and shmigooglize it to all that is good. This is not always true when the recipient of the schneezing is red or of the R.E.D religion. If your name begins with J you should probably check your schneezing for gingevitis. Only the gods and direct decendents of King Schneezofat III can reverse the effects of schneezing (ex. DR. SCHNEEZING, NURSE SCHNEEZING). Many mistake schneezing for the word schneezingtown, which is the place where the gods of schneezing rest and deschneezingate.

I'd watch your schneezing, if I were you.

by CLINTCLYMER February 7, 2010

schmiering it up

To take a myspace-esque picture where you look much more attractive than you really are, and the picture hides your fat belly. Also refers to having depressing status messages on facebook.

She looked hot in that picture, too bad she was schmiering it up to hide her stomache.

by adonnis85 December 21, 2009

schweningered

to become rich and powewrful

dude did u hear about dave
no?
well he got schweningered
damnit

by sofaman December 25, 2007

screeking

When the internet is jammed up and the browser takes forever to show a page.

I cant get my email page to pop up! The browser is just screeking!

by The gracious one June 25, 2009

scherzingering

The act of inventing bullshit words that don't mean anything, especially while reviewing something.

Word is derived from the most prolific offender, Nicole Scherzinger, on X Factor.

jahmazing, mullerlicious, anything that 'sher' that shouldn't.

That stupid cow pissed me right off on X factor last night,

scherzingering like a mo fo!

by Cookie_1981 October 20, 2013

schmeling

A type of cancer that gives people orgasms every 10 minutes. The cancer also makes autistic kids vigorously hard all the time but prevents semen from coming out of the male penis when ejaculating

Dude, you must have schmeling

by Google Wikipedia November 5, 2017

Scheming for Seman

A girl/guy who is on a mission to get laid by any means necessary

Guy 1: Hey I think you have a good chance getting with Rebecca tonight

Guy 2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She is scheming for seman bro, she will get with anyone

by Dog gone snoop February 27, 2020