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Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
by rmah9k November 8, 2010
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schedule

A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious!
'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound:
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ?

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound:
school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++

Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.)

In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound.

Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.'
Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!"
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.
girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler
by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011
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Scheckler

When a man tucks his penis between his legs and squeezes his knees together and a girl blows him from the back.
Let me turn around and you can give me a scheckler.
by MA Nigga Jason October 11, 2010
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dirty schuler

When Jake Schuler has sex with another dude, first in the ass and then in the mouth, and finally ejaculates his load simultaneously with the ejaculation of a dead girls mung.
Did you try the Dirty Schuler on my dead mom?
by Humbert 4 February 22, 2005
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schedule your agenda

The yuppy version of Get R Dun. Made up on the way to branson, By some kick ass students from Republic, MO
Hey Eric, schedule your agenda.
Jeff has really got his agenda scheduled.
by C MART October 5, 2005
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schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...
Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...
by Shynehigh January 8, 2021
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