Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.

Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.

by millzio January 1, 2023

Scalp rape

The most Brootal one of them all!

I scalp rape, you scalp rape, he she scalp rapes. scalp raping, scalp raped... the list goes on

by fliggins erickson October 17, 2008

Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.

You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin

by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022

Reverse-scalp

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.

"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".

"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".

by Paws92 May 21, 2023

scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.

The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.

by awdwagon December 28, 2011

Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025