Saimon

He is very much known as a heavy mood swinger, becuase he adds to much strees to be good and happy, but becuase of his nice consideration of caring for a person he is very nice. And he is also known to be a religious person, he can be smart especially with people and phisicall movements with his muscles, but he is not known to be a lover. He is very much a loyal person who is overly calm person, but if you annoy him when he is calm he will first stare at you then will attack you after you annoy him to much, but be careful a saimon is known to be strong, the reason is, becuase he is he dose sports to release it, that is why he is strong. So do not annoy him to much. He is known to be talkitive when he is full of energy and happy, but if talk to him when he is calm and tired he will kick your ass, but remember it is not good to make a saimon to calm or esle he will absorb to much stress and turn it voilent.

A saimon are only loyal when it comes to times when they are treated like a brother. This person will do anything for a person, if they know that he is treated good and well, he will treat you just the same, execept he will even be a step more offering then you are offering to him, so if you treat him nice he will treat you as a master and he will consider you as a God father. So if you ask him to commit sepuku he will do it, for loyalty.

by Nas Mace March 15, 2013

P Dookie Salmon

Overly disgusting homeless man or homeless man in general who causes a mass disturbance in a public place, often having a large presence of Law Enforcement involved.

1. After a few minutes of negotiations and some ouchie bullets from the meany greeny shotty, P Dookie Salmon was placed under arrest by the LAPD
2. After chasing some people with a machete at a park, and shooting at police with a cross bow, P Dookie Salmon was eventually lit the fuck up by police.

by LEOLover69420 October 20, 2020

Symon

Symon is a wonderful and great person. They have amazing insight into people, and they are one of the kindest people. You will be lucky to know a Symon.

They are generous and way too intelligent for their own good =p

If you ever have a Symon in your life, never ever let them go, and treat them well, because they will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

Symon is Dark and Handsome

by pancakesandlungcancer October 11, 2011

bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.

Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”

by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014

sexual salmon

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.

I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.

by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018

szymon

szymon...short for Semen. He is funny and can never be serious. Loves to be random..and mostly RANDOM! very good friends if you get to know Szymon...he can be your best friend and sometimes stuck in the friend zone. But you better fall in love with Szymon cause he might be the only one. Warning...he can be mad over nothing and he can bite!! :D

szymon

by bubbbaaa December 2, 2013

Salmonite

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

by BHart October 19, 2008