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Upside-down Saxophone

A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.
"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."
by Tonytouch January 31, 2008
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alto saxophone player

An alto saxophone player that usually finds joy in being first chair and boasting about his "superior" parts. Might be friends with the bass clarinet player.
An alto saxophone player is usually male and finds joy in dating girlfriends of his friends
by opiu November 23, 2007
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Baritone saxophone

Wow, that baritone saxophone is fucking dumb and inferior to the alto sax
by Bernin December 9, 2019
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kurt cobain saxophone

The only instrument that Kurt was good at playing. It was only a one note solo, but it was a note that everyone was dying to hear.

This instrument is usually synonymous with doing a bunch of heroin (however not required.) The first necessary step is putting a shotgun in your mouth (make sure it is loaded,) pull the trigger, and splattering your brains all over the wall.
That girl is a worthless bitch. The only thing beneficial she could do for society is to go play the Kurt Cobain Saxophone.
by DCMETALHEAD June 11, 2007
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saxophone

A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.
The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.
by Gouache September 24, 2019
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Black Saxophone

The black Saxophone could also be described as a bass clarinet. This instrument is sad. Like Batman eating a salad.
The Black Saxophone is used by many Ross everywhere.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017
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Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.
by SirBlameson December 4, 2021
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