Pity Sax

Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.

"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"

"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"

"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"

Pity Sax by Chrissy Redparson December 10, 2012

lap sax 

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

lap sax by djdrummr March 14, 2018

Tenor Sax 

Supposedly a good instrument but is actually god awful and always cracks and squeaks whenever they are supposed to play anything whatsoever in a band. The players will always say that it's the reed or embouchure or some shit but it's actually just them and their sucky-ass instrument.

Guy 1: damn did you hear that tenor sax?
Guy 2: yeah who didn't hear that loud-ass dogshit.
Guy 1: fr fr.

Tenor Sax by FRICKO MODE December 2, 2020

Play that sax 

A euphamism for rimming used on the streets.

If someone asks you to "play that sax" they are asking you to lick their but hole.

Recently made popular by the pop song of the same name by Fleur East.

"If you wanna hear me sing you better play that sax"

Translation: "If you would like to hear me scream in orgasmic pleasure, it behooves you to tickle my anus ring with your tongue"

Play that sax by Speciał K September 20, 2016

arnal sax 

a less vulgar term for "anal sex" used in the presence of children

Dude 1. "What have you and Stacy been up too?"

Dude 2. "(looks at kid) We've been experimenting with 'arnal sax' (wink,wink)"

arnal sax by charger452 August 2, 2008

safe sax 

Safe sax refers to light jazz, white jazz, and smooth jazz. It is tolerable, bland, and won't stimulate any dirty thoughts.

Because of the kids we listen to safe sax on the adult contemporary channel.

safe sax by Chris0101 March 24, 2013

safe sax 

The practice of multiple musicians' using disposable mouthpiece-covers when sharing Zoot's instrument of choice, to reduce the spread of germs.

For band-practice on a budget, one needs only to practice safe sax; a bulk-package of disposable mouthpiece-covers is much cheaper than purchasing individual instruments for everyone, especially for larger bands.

safe sax by QuacksO June 12, 2018