Saatana

One of the most used words in finnish culture after PERKELE. Translated "satan" in english as in the lucifer, the prince of darkness (ozzy osbourne), belsebub, behemoth, PERKELE. The ruler of the underworld. Can also be comic used with right words.

saatanan itikka!!=
satans mosquito!! or fucking mosquito!!

by Perkele April 12, 2005

stinkfinger santa

A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.

Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!

by assymouth September 16, 2009

santa's little helper

Homer Simpson's dog.

I love you Santa's Little Helper.

by Joe D April 23, 2005

Bad Santa

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.

Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

Santa Fe

Military slang. Roughly: "to get fucked" or "fuck you." Also: "Fuck it."

Origin: 35th Infantry Division (Kansas) National Guard deployed for the first time since WWII. The "Santa Fe" Division, named for the Santa Fe Trail that settlers followed across Kansas from the Eastern USA to New Mexico, immediately began to break down relationships across Central Command and generally treat the subordinate units with derision. Since then Guard, Reserve, and Active Duty units which were under the Division's command have used the motto in this way.

LT John - Well, they decided to make me the General's Aide.
CPT George - Dude, you got Santa Fe'd! You should fight that shit!
LT John - Nothing I can do about it. Santa Fe, I guess...

by mad mortarman January 22, 2018

santa claus

The fat bastard who didn't give me a Bumblebee Transformer in 1985, and will die a slow, painful death for being such a lying son of a bitch.

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.
Santa Claus: Alright, you've got it.

--- Christmas morning 1985 ---
Me: (sobbing) Mommy, I didn't get a Bumblebee Transformer.
Mommy: Santa must not have had enough in stock for all the demand.
Me: (yelling) I don't give a shit, he's a fucking lying fat bastard!

--- Christmas Eve 2010 ---
Santa Claus: What the...? Who are you?
Me: I'm the kid you didn't get off your fat ass to find a Bumblebee Transformer for in 1985.
Santa Claus: I'm sorry.
Me: You will be sorry when I feed you your own nuts! Where's my scissors? And by the way, the Bumblebee Transformer isn't too hard to find now. I've got one right here. Bend over and I'll show it to you.

by This Bumblebee Transformer is going up your fucking ass September 8, 2008

Saltanat

Saltanat is a girl who will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her friends and poke out eyes of bitches who hit on her man! Hates lairs and quitters, doesn't take "no" for an answer. Amazing dancer and friend. Beautiful Kazakh woman, who has been hardened by life.
Salta, Salty

Salta suggested to go for movies...Dude, we better agree or she will kick our ass.
Saltanat is dancing?! Stop whatever you're doing and watch!

by semiramida7 June 1, 2014