Smitch

smitchsex

3ft venezualan.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

samich

someone who is a tool, used with deli meats to intensify.

"carl, you are such a ham and cheese samich"



dean:"dude i dont want to hangout with the guys tonight, i want to stay home with my girlfriend"
me:"wow, you are such a samich"

by the wasian sensation March 17, 2004

sammitch

the latest and greatest craze replacing the old school sammich consisting of a bun loaded up with wholesome goodness...preferably MEAT!!!

Girls named Brittany love 2 eat meat sammiTches!!!

by ZtretcH1904 July 2, 2007

samich

a fat girl who looks real ugly

Brandon and Jay were chillin with a samich

by Neycha June 11, 2006

smitch

a smelly itch

I just scratched a smitch and now I have poo under my fingernail.

by mymobile October 7, 2008

Smitch

I read in the NY Times thr following: In Brazil Smith & Wesson firearms are very highly regarded. Brazilians have some difficulty in pronouncing "Smith," it comes out "Smitch" It has evolved that Brazilians refer to other lovable mechanical items as being "Smitch."

I got a new Colnago bike, it is smitch.

by slack November 3, 2003

Safitch

A safitch is a combination of a savage and a snitch. It's like 1 moment he is extremely savage, and suddenly he snitches you hard. You should be careful being around a safitch, because you could be in a mental institution in no time. Most of the time, if a savage snitches you, you can get really angry. That's why the only solution is to shit on his face.

Guy 1: I miss having sex with my ex.

Guy 2: Yeah man I miss having sex with your ex too.
Guy 1: Holy fuck dude, you are such a Safitch

Guy 1: Every faggot in the world should commit suicide. Jesus I hate them alot!
Guy 2: Yea you are totaly right. Sooo, when are you going to commit suicide?
Guy 1: Man.. You are way too safitch for this world.

Guy 3: Holy shit! Did Guy 2 just say that!? What an extreme Safitch!

by 98 Leo January 2, 2017