Salfordian

A bad boy/girl from the baddest place in MANCHESTER. PLUS Salford is in Greater Manchester so technically Salfordians are Mancs, plus the whole Madchester music craze started off in Little Hulton, Salford so without us Manchester would be nowhere. Salford is also a conurbation of Manchester as well. MANCS AND SALFORDIANS RULE

Someone who is from Salford.

by SALFORDIAN December 3, 2003

sanford girls

the essential popped collar is a must. they think that all those guys are looking at them because their hot, and nothing else. most are slutty, with their blonde ditz hair covered with gel and their boobs hanging out of their neatly undone oxford shirt. they are commonly loved by the teachers and commomly hated by the ex-boyfriends. few have true friends, most do have their covetted posse though.

Leah-to most naive girls she is a peach, but to those who know her, shes a sexually agravated stuck up child.

by sean cook January 3, 2005

Safford

A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.

"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

Salfordian

A Salfordian is a human-based life form found in and around Salford. Claiming the place of their birth to be a city in it's own right, Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from the City of Manchester, from which they once descended. In fact many Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from any place other than Salford.
Although Salford claims to have succesfully fought for independance from the rest of Manchester, it is more commonly accepted that the rest of Manchester fought for independance from Salford. However, this view appears to be unknown to most Salfordians.
This succesful claim of independencae by the City of Manchester in 2005, is due mainly to Salfords gargantuan crime and drug problems. Salford Precinct it the favoured hang-out for most Salfordians, choosing to by-pass the far superior Trafford Center. This communal area brings the closed community of Salford together with a vibrant art scene, consisting mainly of random letters derieved, at some point, from words in the english language and 'tags' air brused onto every visible wall. Many Salfordians fall into either a Chav, Scally or a Druggy.

Person A: "So you're a Mancunian?"
Person B: "Naahhh, i'm a Salfordian int ayeee!!"
Person A: "Bye"

by cam_ho June 18, 2006

Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.

Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.

by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

Sanford & Son syndrome

Sanford & Son syndrome is when a man or a woman is in their 30s and still lives with their parents due to the parents being controlling during childhood and then later depending on the child when the parent becomes of elderly age, and the child does not have much of a social life due to the overbearing parent.

Sanford & Son is a sitcom from the 1970s from 1972-1977, starring Redd Foxx, and Demond Wilson. The characters in the show do not entirely reflect the word and it's definition, however the similarities fit the narrative of the word and it's definition.

Example A: Person A is 34 years old, and still lives with his parents, who treat him like a child/teenager. He knows how to do basic things on his own but he is not allowed any independence due to his strict parents, and since they are now early and depend on their son to care for them in their old age, he feels trapped. Person A is struggling with Sanford & Son syndrome.

by I_Love_Food_And_You May 17, 2021

Stamford Primary

LOL this school is one of the biggest joke of all, taking on the name of sir stamford raffles but the school is literally filled with gangsters and toxic ass people who will literally make your life a living hell when you’re not rich or pretty. There are some awesome teachers and also some shitass bias, elitist teachers who look down upon students from non-top classes lol damn gross and the new principal cancelled prom. This school ruined my mental health lol but they going to merge or smth idk if the school is still like this but this is what i experienced while I was still a student from that school.

Someone: Which pri sch were you frm?

Me: Stamford Primary School

Someone: Wah that sounds like a good school!

Funny

by gdopoop August 21, 2021