Sympathy whore

Someone who insists on expounding every detail about every issue in their life every time they see you in hopes you'll feel bad for them. Somehow these people always have a lot of terrible things happen to them. Even though you do feel bad for them, you get tired of hearing about it.

Andrew cornered me in the hall and updated me on his sister's crippling car crash, his mother's botched dialysis, his divorce, and how his cat died last week, even though he just told me yesterday. He's such a sympathy whore.

by ViviWannabe June 27, 2009

Sympathy baiter

Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.

The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."

by aliboi2232 December 14, 2009

sympathy throwdown

Having sex with someone as you feel sorry for them. Typically used when either instigator has just left a relationship.

'Ciara was a bit pissed jake left her, so I gave her a sympathy throwdown'

by Monty Bob July 23, 2007

sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.

One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"

by Kooky23 October 19, 2009

Sympathy Sale

A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.

Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.

Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?

Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.

Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!

Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.

by HPfag February 6, 2010

Sympathy Slice

slice of pizza given to someone who has not pitched in to buy the pizza.

Hey can i have a slice?" "Do you have a dollar?" "No" "im sorry my friend but i dont give a sympathy slice

by FTDan June 10, 2010

Sympathy Tip

Much like a "pitty f*ck", a male will offer a friend who has trouble getting sex the tip of his penis for gratification. He only does this because he feels bad for his friend, and he only offers the tip, and not the entire shaft, because it means less when it's just the tip.

Venus was hard off for some booty, and I couldn't help but to offer her some Sympathy Tip.

by Turin1 May 12, 2011