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Swiss Handshake

The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.
Hey, Marty, I just gave that guy a Swiss Handshake.
by B.C. Jimmy August 7, 2010
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Swiss Watermelon

A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.
Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.
by Thegigginator March 15, 2017
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Swiss Passport

Having sexual intercourse using all of your partner's holes while going through Customs.
I gave my Sugar Baby a Swiss Passport the other day. It was really hot but now I'm on the Do Not Fly list.
by SwissSD April 5, 2021
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Rah Swish

Rah Swish is a rapper from New York known for his hit songs such as Treeshin', Woo Forever and who run the city.
Rah Swish is also is known for his relationships with Pop Smoke, Curly Savv aswell as many more Brooklyn rappers.

Swish is also a member of the New York gang known as the "WOO"
"You know Rah Swish"
"Yeah bro his music's fire"
by J$P1C7 June 24, 2021
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Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
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aggie swish

A basketball shot that falls short of the rim but barley clips the bottom of the net.
His Three point shot was short, but at least he aggie swished it
by Chocolate Puma November 22, 2010
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swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.
1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.
by Iddiiwltwigt November 30, 2004
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