unconditional surrender

My girlfriend asked for an unconditional surrender , so I gave her one and she found Jesus.
by Jonny Midnight May 6, 2018
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Switzerland surrender

Spooning with your significant other with a boner, kowing it's going nowhere
We had a fight so I'm going in for a Switzerland surrender
by VinnC0 September 4, 2016
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Surrender Monkey

A word for French people due to their great ability to surrender to the enemy
God damn Surrender monkeys and their cheese
by Anonymouslyhog August 14, 2024
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Full Surrender

The act of a male ejaculating inside of a female, generally in the case of a polygamous or non-exclusive relationship where the depths of the potential consequences of the act are unknown.
James brought home a girl from Supper Club and proceeded with a Full Surrender.
by Edum Cheed October 26, 2010
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What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".
fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!
by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024
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Unconditional Surrender

I accept your unconditional surrender! You can stop by my house tonight to bring me my money and give me the credit at your discretion.
Hym "I accept your unconditional surrender. You were a fool to let your children die to try and make yourself feel like you could tell me what to do. They died entirely because of you. It is entirely your fault. You and the media pundits that participated in the cover up. You should have ignored the retard and the charlatan. You have made yourselves and your country look stupid and no amount of Hilterian lie vomiting is going to change that. You have 24 hours to bring me my money and a doctor. You can give me the credit at your leisure or discretion."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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Surrendered Romantic

A person who feels like they will never find love, and questions why anyone would want them to begin with. Despite this, they still yearn to fall in love anyway.
Person 1: What’s up with Person 3 lately

Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
by Queen Breezy September 17, 2021
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