A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants
"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."
by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 25, 2017
When you give a guy head and he's about to climax, you bite down. When he screams in horror, you yell SURPRISE!!!!!
I gave chris a TC surprise last night and he won't return my phone calls.
Last night, when i gave chris a TC surprise, he yelled and said "i oughta bobsled you for that!"
"your mom TC surprised me last night mo fo"
Last night, when i gave chris a TC surprise, he yelled and said "i oughta bobsled you for that!"
"your mom TC surprised me last night mo fo"
by Caitlinntamara June 24, 2004
by ToriVale April 14, 2006
While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.
I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.
by King Geyser February 20, 2010
by Sênior Long Schlong October 08, 2017
A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.
by Dermit July 23, 2006
This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .
That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.
by Jason Hignett May 12, 2005