filthy doorway suprise

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.

the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian

by body builder September 12, 2009

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010

poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

dawn suprise

When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.

"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."

by TheDudeYourGirlBeBangin November 17, 2009

Orange Suprise

The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.

If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.

by juan cabo121 March 11, 2010

Rawlins Suprise

Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!

"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"

by rachellizzie July 18, 2009

Banner Elk Suprise

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina

After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

by Neil Sleight August 30, 2008