stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look

Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria

by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008

Big Stretch

the involuntary word you say when your good dog stretches after a nap

Ohhh big stretch, good boy. *proceeds to pet dog*

by scubbies May 24, 2021

Stretch nuts

An intimidating name to call somebody.

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!

by B-rizzleee February 01, 2010

Stretch & Shake

A body reset for a dog.

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.

by Uncle Joosie April 03, 2018

on the home stretch

In the midst of the final portion of an activity, project, competition, etc

The race is on the home stretch

by RobertD92 September 07, 2020

stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

by Taylor... November 13, 2005

stretch the truth

Exaggerate.To say something which is not completely honest in order to make someone or something seem better or worse than it really is:

I know he has stretched the truth about how much he had helped in the project.
Don't stretch the truth on your resume.

by Patbyw January 09, 2008