Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.

"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"

by Rex Manning March 4, 2010

Shoppe

1- A fancier way to spell shop
2- Old timey way to spell shop

In modern times, indicates a fancier, more expensive shop.

The coffee shoppe, where you can buy EVEN MORE expensive coffee!

or

Ye olde coffee shoppe, henceforth thou shalt come hitherith frequently.

by TheFizzWurt August 22, 2012

Sloppy Justin

A sexual act between two homosexual men, wherein the penetrative partner ejaculates onto and around the anal opening of the receptive partner following an extended period of vigorous coitus. The penetrative partner then proceeds to grasp the flanks of the receptive partner and squeeze his buttocks together, causing the amassed semen to exude through the narrow gap, whereby it is collected on the head of the penetrative partner's penis and fed to the receptive partner.

When my man is extra hungry, I make sure there's a Sloppy Justin on the menu.

by J.A. Anschütz September 3, 2010

sloppy yockman

A really horrendous sloppy shit.

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?

by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011

Sloppy Suck

When oral sex is given to a male in a "sloppy" manner. ( Drool, spit, cum all over)

When are you gonna give me that sloppy suck?

by J. dottie September 2, 2013

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013

Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

by ch33kz April 7, 2015