College Student

A machine that turns coffee into essays, charts, and various equations depending on its major.

I need a college student to crank out a theorem by monday morning.

by chemmjr April 13, 2010

steven universe fandom

A fandom that should really calm the fuck down. Everything went down hill a while ago. People are accusing other people of pedophilia and being toxic. People in this fandom also think it's a good idea to threaten people and tell them to kill themselves just because they have a different opinion than them.

Su fan 1: bro, connverse shippers should die
Su fan 2: bro, stevenel shippers should die
Sensible su fan: can the Steven universe fandom just chill

by Mmmyeah20 February 16, 2020

philosophy student party

A party which can only be mentally conceived of, but of which no empirical data can be found.

John thought about having a philosophy student party, but in the midst of his mental wanderings he realized he was already having just such a party... a party in his mind.

by entris February 17, 2005

stevens creek trail

long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.

person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?

person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house

person 1: its bad at everyones houses

person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then

person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!

by bongrippin December 27, 2011

Student Body

A term used to describe the people who love to "get involved" in campus activities. Usually they are "independent" and the only way they make friends is by joining an organization or going to an event put together by the university. People of the Student Body enjoy pep rallies, making fun of greek life, and riding bicycles on sidewalks made for walking.

John: "I know our team is terrible at football but I can't wait for the pep rally tonight! I love supporting my school!"

Tim: "But its friday night you douche."

John: "Ya!! Everyone will be there! Plus there is free pizza after!"

Tim:"God, you're so Student Body."

by tightbutthole69 December 17, 2013

Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat OBE is the writer/producer of the hit BBC series Doctor Who and Sherlock. His work has been knowen to induce extreme feels in fans and bend their minds with paradoxs. Much like a vampire feeds on blood, Moffat feeds on fandom tears.

Brainy's the new sexy - Steven Moffat

by TheNerp June 24, 2016

Mighty Stevenson

When a man and a woman get naked and shit into each other's hands and then fight/wrestle each other.

Last night, me and the bae had a mighty Stevenson. It was horrible.

by BiomeSchmeat June 3, 2014