"Because there's no public restrooms around here, I'm just going to drop a deuce in this Starbucks."
by bobucks July 15, 2012
Where yuppies go every morning. also where white people who studied liberal arts in college go every day because they like to congregate and talk about how the job market is terrible when in reality they aren't qualified for any job because writing and analyzing poetry is not a job skill. You can expect to see tons of white college kids there as well complaining how college tuition has gone up, when their parents pay for it and their only expenses are DUI tickets and 5$ of starbucks every day for 4 years...do the math.
Suburban white kid: I'm making a starbucks run who wants to go?
Others: me me me!
They drive away
Black dude: why don't they study? Aren't they afraid their gonna get kicked out?
Hispanic: naw they pay full tuition so as long as they don't shoot anyone they're fine.
Inner city white kid: don't they realize they spend thousands of dollars on bad coffee every year?
Immigrant kid: my parents risked a lot to get here, I party, but ill loose my scholarship if I don't work.
Chinese kid: well maybe they don't need to do work all they take are minimum requirements and liberal arts courses, what do they plan on doing when they graduate?
Others: me me me!
They drive away
Black dude: why don't they study? Aren't they afraid their gonna get kicked out?
Hispanic: naw they pay full tuition so as long as they don't shoot anyone they're fine.
Inner city white kid: don't they realize they spend thousands of dollars on bad coffee every year?
Immigrant kid: my parents risked a lot to get here, I party, but ill loose my scholarship if I don't work.
Chinese kid: well maybe they don't need to do work all they take are minimum requirements and liberal arts courses, what do they plan on doing when they graduate?
by RepDCyouknowme October 15, 2010
Probably the most successful chain of coffee franchise around the globe. Founded back around 40 years ago, it has excelled it the proportion to fit the best taste for the majority of customers, providing the best taste and sensation to your tongue and mind then ever you can achieve. Alongside with all the delicate snacks available, these coffee shops might be as well a decent place as to study.
Harrison: " Hey why don't we chill at Starbucks? I really need a sanity boost right now. "
George: " Sure thing, really. "
George: " Sure thing, really. "
by icnapple August 04, 2011
extremely corporate coffee franchise that is literally on every corner of every block of every major U.S. city. Hipsters and indie types flock there to discuss their meaningless lives and recite poetry.
Hipster 1: Let's go to a coffee shop and read some poetry, but not Starbucks. It's sooo corporate...
Hipster 2: yea. Where should we go?
Hipster 1: Ummm...How about Starbucks?
Hipster 2: Sounds good!
Hipster 2: yea. Where should we go?
Hipster 1: Ummm...How about Starbucks?
Hipster 2: Sounds good!
by Mdub87 April 17, 2006
1. The place that made buying $4 coffee more important than paying your rent.
2. A coffee shop that is located in every mall, street corner, and bathroom (and some houses) in America and other countries. Soon to take over the world.
3. A place where no one understands you when you say "Can I just have a medium coffee?"
4. The language of Corporate America.
2. A coffee shop that is located in every mall, street corner, and bathroom (and some houses) in America and other countries. Soon to take over the world.
3. A place where no one understands you when you say "Can I just have a medium coffee?"
4. The language of Corporate America.
Random dude: Hey, I'd like to buy this shirt.
Employee: Well, hurry up. This place is going to be a Starbucks in 5 seconds.
Corporate American: I would like a venti half-caf mint-mocha Frap with a double-shot of Fall Blend, no foam.
Barista: That will be $5.38
Corporate American: Eh, less expensive than gas!
Some celeb: Yo, yo , yo homiez. Welcome to my crib. I'd like to show you where the magic happens! THIS is my Starbucks room.
Employee: Well, hurry up. This place is going to be a Starbucks in 5 seconds.
Corporate American: I would like a venti half-caf mint-mocha Frap with a double-shot of Fall Blend, no foam.
Barista: That will be $5.38
Corporate American: Eh, less expensive than gas!
Some celeb: Yo, yo , yo homiez. Welcome to my crib. I'd like to show you where the magic happens! THIS is my Starbucks room.
by they wouldnt let me use any of the 8 forms of my name. what ze fook? September 18, 2005
Man, I can't make it through the morning without my coffee. Thank God for Starbucks!
*Continues to drink milk-shake*
*Continues to drink milk-shake*
by Namelessness July 17, 2007
The act of mumbling a name at Starbucks and seeing what they come up with on your cup. A Starbucks employee is trained to never get your name correctly, so Starbucking a great exercise for both the employee and the customer. PRO TIP: For an upgraded experience, incorporate a word that sounds like curse word or dirty word.
Jason got an Americano and today his Starbucking name was Merderfel. Yesterday it was Blumpkimp.
NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*
PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*
NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*
PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*
by pat_vann January 10, 2015