stand up and be counted

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man!

by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

Stand up

Are you serious right now? Or you need better taste

“I really like this man!”
“Girl you need to stand up”

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Stand Up

When one is disregarding their own self worth/general safety in pursuit of someone or something they believe to be better.

Candice: He read my message 5 minutes ago. He’s probably writing me back a long love message!!

Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you

by Minimarsailles October 22, 2022

Stand Up

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.

Cassie needs to stand up. Ain’t no way I’d ruin my life for Nate Jacobs.

by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022

Stand Up

(v) Used to refer to someone doing something well, similar to words like "ate" or "slayed." It comes from the idea of standing up to receive applause, or standing ovation.

Girl 1: You look so cute today; stand up queen!
Girl 2: Oh my God, thank you!

by Marie Aseem January 10, 2025

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025