spicey edit

When telling a story to friends, you realize that the story you are telling isn't as cool as you thought it was when you first started, and decide to edit it with exaggerations or lies to make it sound more interesting.

So i heard Lexi told Cassandra that she didn't like her anymore and thats why they aren't talking ... spicey edit ... and also because she slept with her boyfriend.

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

Spice Cake

A chick's booty that's rife with booty juice and is tangy to the taste when you eat it like groceries.

Ken went down and started licking Dana's tight, round booty, but quickly found that he was dining on a spice cake. She forgot to mention that she just got back from spinning class at the gym.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Spicer Tannins

Complete oral diarrhea spewed constantly to no end. Generally leaves a bitter taste on anyone's palette.

Did you read this email from the communications department? Just more top level spicer tannins.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Old Spice Portobello

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.

“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”

by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019

spice rape

When a person from a country that includes large amounts of spice in its diet (e.g. India) forcefully has sex or rapes another person.

Josh: Avneesh spice raped that girl last night.

Kunal: Thats not cool man...

by del_rey_gutta4547 October 5, 2007

Old Spice

If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.

Old Spice- Enter a world where odor doesn't stand a chance.

by da_tr00f October 6, 2009

white trash spices

salt and pepper; more specifically the salt and pepper dispensed from the salt & pepper shakers on the table at a white trash eating establishment (includes at-home dining in a trailer)

My friend Daryl applied the white trash spices to his Applebee's prime rib.

by ngb98 March 23, 2010