In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024
Get the Speed bumpmug. by bb101214 July 23, 2010
Get the speed bumpmug. by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021
Get the colorado speed bumpmug. 
When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022
Get the Speed bump bouncingmug. by Salty Steve February 9, 2015
Get the Brooke county speed bumpmug. A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
Get the Speed Bumpmug.