Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023

spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

spaff

it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.

"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"

by YERT49576 August 31, 2021

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025