soviet america

A soviet version of america where hot dogs eat you.

soviet america is beautiful .

by Imm0rtalGam3r May 7, 2018

Grammar Soviet

A moderator that values correct English but won't correct people only ban those who infringe too much.
Often a single use of 1337 5p34k will be met with a ban.
Multiple infringements of poor grammar use or a wall of text riddled with terrible grammar are also likely to result in a ban.

Not to be confused with a Grammar Nazi as Grammar Nazis tend to be helpful.
Not to be confused with people who are terrible at grammar, see "Grammar Jew".

Alice: "careful of your word choice here, the moderator is a Grammar Soviet."

Grammar Jew: "1337 5p34k 43v3r!"
<Grammar Jew was banned>

by EndlessFire May 24, 2018

Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon

Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!

by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011

sovietnam

The name that Russia would name Vietnam if they conquered it.

Soviet + Vietnam = Sovietnam

by SyrupClown December 9, 2008

Soviet Union

A country that still exists. The Soviets tricked us into thinking that they broke up in the 90s, but they really didn't.

The reason why the Siovet Union did not break up in the 90s was because they had no reason to. Bigger country=more power.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Soviet Safeway

A really bad supermarket characterised by poor produce selection and long lines at the check out.

Homeboy: If we gonna drink tequila we need to stop at the store and get some limes.

Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!

by oldbull September 6, 2010

Soviet Slam

The girl gets a running start from the other side of the room and jumps attempting to land on the males genitals

I can't believe John and Amy attempted the Soviet Slam, did she make it?

by Beast Mode #71 June 10, 2009