Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

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social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

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Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

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Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

by Bulwark_jrm August 12, 2011

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Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"

Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience

by Sexydimma June 03, 2021

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