(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.
2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.
Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
by Twisted_Colour April 19, 2009
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check out that scatch trying trade a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.
that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.
i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.
that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.
i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.
by andrewLOLMATTHEW! January 15, 2006
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A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.
I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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Get the scat beatle mug.The ever so rare scatcicle is a specially created scat porn movie prop.It is a frozen hunk of dung frozen for use within scat films by the actors. Enjoy!!!!!!!
Sir Shits-alot and his chilvarlic knights of the ivory throne demanded the scatcicle be thawed some before used on his tender anus.
by Islamicite January 29, 2008
Get the scatcicle mug.Scat news (noun): When the media repeats news on every television program and in every newspaper for months to deter citizens from real issues in their country and around the world.
Scat news
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”
by Bam Writes November 26, 2014
Get the Scat News mug.After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "
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