Smurf

Smurfs are little KKK members..they all wear white hoods and their leader wears the big red hood...And they are always hating on that wizard cause he's a jew...You can tell he's a jew because of that nose...Little racist blue guys with only one female...

Papa smurf is the grand wizard...check out that red hat...

by Anonymous Reaper April 18, 2008

SMURF

PRONOUN: A bitter, thieving,
self-absorbed, backstabbing, tantrum-prone, spastic jackass.

The SMURF has the combined (worst) character traits of Nelson Muntz Simpsons, Eddie HaskleBeaver,
Arnold HorshakWelcome Back,
Lex LuthorS.M., &
Nellie OlsonLittle House.

by ynot August 5, 2006

smurf

some 1 who has smoked to much weed and changes colour, mostly a greeny blue. Then they throw up!!!

Hey matty u fuckin smurfed all over me u fuckin dick weed!!!

by needy nob October 17, 2006

Smurf

1)v-to smurf; to perform sex;to fuck
2)n-a small blue entity whos race consists of 137,947.85 men and 1 woman

1) Dude, you got lucky last night? That is freakin Smurf.
2) Dude, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me

by Karl Bohn April 7, 2004

Smurf

When a male is giving sextual intercourse to a female, and then ejeculates over her stomach, and then mixes his sperm with blue food coloring and makes the sperm blue, creating a "smurf" like substance.

(The girl later has a blue-dyed stomach for a week).

Jake- "Oh man, i heard about last night"
Bill- "Oh yea. Angela totally liked it"
Jake- "Everyones saying you gave her a smurf. True?"
Bill- "Hell yea, i did."

by flopedyflop November 28, 2009

smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

by pussy banger May 13, 2005

smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

by Samsam June 3, 2005