Sweatshirtism

The belief that sweatshirts or hoodies should be worn at ALL times. Females who practice this are usually considered tomboys, skaters, insecure, etc. Although some cases actually are, most believers are simply avid lovers of sweatshirts.

Boy: It's so hot outside! Why on earth are you wearing a sweatshirt?

Girl: Haven't you ever heard of sweatshirtism?

by laumm. January 13, 2011

Sweatshit

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

Smeasel

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

by Wickery January 16, 2014

Lawn Seats

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

by Kissingwhiskey79 April 1, 2007

Burger Sweats

To sweat after ingesting a large burger or fast food. The perspiration derives from ground meat juices stressing on the heart.

After having In and Out I have a bad case of the burger sweats.

by burgersweater March 22, 2013

weiner sweats

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

by dawnandderrick May 11, 2016

Zoom Sweats

The zoom sweats occur when you inexplicably perspire while in a virtual meeting.

"Damn, I really need to take a shower. That virtual class gave me the zoom sweats."

by mrmuffins951 January 28, 2021