dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005

Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010

Ovary smasher

One who Has sex with lots of women, and is good at it.

Chad is the fucking ovary Smasher

by Allaire69 October 23, 2011

Snatch smasher

An unusually large penis.

I slept with a guy last night. He was a total snatch smasher.

by Oodygoodle May 24, 2016

Satan Smasher

A special technique used during sex where the male douses his dick in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to analy smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.

Guy 1: You know Kelly?
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...

by Solidus62 September 18, 2017

utah smasher

When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.

1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."

by Utah_Smasher May 6, 2018

Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018