Stumble Upon

The most addicting website ever.

I spent 36 hours on Stumble Upon.

by MeowMixMuncher December 29, 2009

Slumberjack

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

by Creamy G April 26, 2010

Slumbering Yak

When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.

When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak

by noxid July 3, 2007

spumble

The phenomenon whereby a person's mouth fails to articulate a string of words, to the point where all meaning is lost. The utterance of gibberish whilst perfectly sober. This is a stress induced condition where brain and mouth disengage during an attempt to make a witty comment.

It was the day my grunmadoma errrblummm.
Would you like to fdsjio mran fdhuhop.
You really spumbled your way through that sentence.
Would you spumble that again?

by Greg Freedom November 25, 2009

Stumble Rape

V. when someone rapes your stumble upon while your not on, so when you come back you have 50 stumbles sent to yourself

I saw the black guy meme and decided to stumble rape abby while playing her in stumble TAG.

by NADG January 25, 2011

slumbrella

when one is forced to use a dry-cleaning or trash bag to keep the rain off one's head

"Oh no, it's raining! We are going to get soaked."

"No we won't. Just watch while I turn this plastic bag into a slumbrella!"

by Chieftan201 March 27, 2012

Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".

The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.

by DesertLord June 23, 2012