sloppy yockman

A really horrendous sloppy shit.

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?

by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011

Sloppy Suck

When oral sex is given to a male in a "sloppy" manner. ( Drool, spit, cum all over)

When are you gonna give me that sloppy suck?

by J. dottie September 2, 2013

Sloppy Gonzales

Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.

As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.

by Rollo & Biff January 9, 2008

Sloppy terrorist

Give your partner a facial after she has just gotten out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head for drying her hair.

After I gave Jill a sloppy terrorist she had to go take another shower.

by Zoboomafoo Chris March 22, 2008

Sloppy jloppy

When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand

I gave sarah a sloppy jloppy she was pissed after!

by Jakeloveslard May 23, 2018

Sloppy Kissinger

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.

When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"

by John Bolton's Silver 'Stache May 18, 2007

Sloppy Don

When you're the unknowing and unwilling recipient of a sloppy seconds.

She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.

by FootPenis13 October 17, 2021