Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat
by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.
Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.
To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.
To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.
John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
by sherav October 20, 2012

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 25, 2013

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.
by joeyballz November 25, 2015

by SirScoots April 23, 2016

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.
I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.
by boggler June 5, 2005
