skid

a skid is an obese no-life who sits in a musty gaming chair and eats, codes, extorts little girls, and says the n word.

this kid needs to get some bitches and touch some grass, what a skid!

by realfactsonly69 November 29, 2021

skid

Pieces of excresion that are forced into the fibres of underwear due to the pressures of the wearer's fat ass. Also known as a skid mark

Jesus Louis, Youv'e skidded up your jocks again! You smell like an obese scottish male stripper!

by Ranga McFip October 13, 2004

skid

My Dads' Name.

Hey Skid, get in here you mother fucking cock sucker!

by shithole May 12, 2003

skid

a fart

by geezer November 9, 2002

skid

verb, to have casual sex, to fuck (may be used with preposition on, as "skid on") (usually has derogatory connotation; not the way you'd refer to sex with someone you cared about)

noun, a person inclined to casual sex, a slut (male or female) (someone who is really successful may be called a skidmaster)

Go away, man, I'm skidding in here!

So, did you skid on that Sarah bitch the other night?

That Kassie is such a wild skid!

by FarmBoy December 28, 2005

skid

To leave with great haste, thus leaving metaphoric tire marks.

I gotta skid outta here - or - I'm skiddin' out.

by Zendaddy April 26, 2006

Skid

A Scripy Kiddie

Someone who believes to be a computer hacker, or over all technically savvy person, but actually just knows how to read prompts and push buttons. They have little to no knowledge about computers or technology as a whole.

Typically a derogatory term used by hackers, towards other hackers, saying they have no skill, and just download tools off of the internet.

"Dude, the head of the technology department in my school is a wicked skid." "Yeah dude, my sister can take his job, and she's in special ed."

"You think you're a hacker because Anonymous told you to download LOIC? Skid. Open a book."

by NotARealFish September 30, 2013