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Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.
Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.
by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011
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Simpani

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
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Simmsy

A keyboard warrior made famous on blokes advice, for threatening to bash someone to death and then kill them over some golf clubs on a buy swap sell page.
Ha ha that dickhead just chucked a Simmsy.

Shut up cunt or I'll get Simmsy on to you.
by Pousti Malaka July 12, 2016
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Simp bean

The act of trying to win a girl over, for example when one of your buddies ask for your homework but you decline, BUT when a girl asks you it is okay since you are SIMP BEAN
Like a good simp, SIMP bean is there
by tippidusSimpidus February 17, 2020
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simp (kibbe version)

Simp (Kibbewater version) is a guy willing to donate a lot of money to pokimane
pokimane (or asian kbob): *exist*
kibbewater: hi take wallet im so simp (kibbe version)
by sissyBussy November 14, 2020
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Simpcore

A genre of music first created by JohnOfTheForest, When he created Poki Poki a stream schedule song for Pokimane
Dude did you hear that Simpcore song Poki Poki, It's Poggers
by Mr_T3xaz June 18, 2020
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Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017
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