Silky Johnson

Alcoholic beverage, named for Dave Chappelle's character on his eponymous television show. Contains apple juice and schnapps (preferably cinnamon to ensure a silky aftertaste) mixed with liberal amounts of vodka (to make the drink live up to its player-hater namesake).

Once I drink this Silky Johnson, I'll be a shoo-in for hater of the year!

by kellzodiac February 25, 2010

Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.

I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.

by THURSDAY4LIFE June 06, 2004

Silky welp

A person who plays minecraft and has poontang for a name and argues with Microsoft about it. Also he really likes turtledans fat cock. Gross

Tang is a silky welp

by Academiclace March 09, 2022

silky pyramid

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.

You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!

by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014

Silky scab

A scab after being submerged in water for an extended amount of time.

After I got out of the pool I had silky scab going on!

by FoxyRoxi! October 15, 2017

Silky Shiter

To preform anal sex in the bathroom of a pub with a girl while her boyfriend is outside

Can’t believe me and (random girl) played silky shiter while her boyfriends to busy tensing at the bar In his string vest

by J Gibbons April 21, 2019

Silky Fox

A pyschotic looking child with odd facial hair. They often have other bodily problems besides crazy hair growth and may require correctional tools (eg. a back brace).

That Silky Fox is creeping me out.

by SilkyFoxIsSexy July 27, 2009