Shmuck

When a lad leaves lads for his bird

he left us for his bird the shmuck

by Dirtyshmucks March 14, 2020

Shmuck

What your grandpa calls you when you won't try his bean casserole.

"You fucking shmuck i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. Come over here motherfucker, let me give you something to cry about pussy!"

by yung pussybaker May 20, 2020

Shmuck

A shmuck is a massive nob head who has a surname with the letter c in it

Human 1: grace is such a nob head

Human 2: yeah she’s a shmuck

by #shalomman October 8, 2020

Shmuck

A: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their future.
B: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their appearance.
C: Someone who doesn't know or disregards common etiquette.
D: Someone who you are better than.

Shmuck: Ya i'm getting all F's this year but I'll just try then get all good grades next year.

Unfortunate Friend: Get your shit together you Shmuck.

by squadchill September 10, 2011

Shmuck

Natally

Have you seen natally shes a shmuck

by Septicdtagon November 12, 2023

Shmuck

A really pretty person

Your an absolute shmuck

by Bob Dylan’s pet goat November 22, 2021

Shmuck

Shmuck

"Oh, that guy! He's such a shmuck!"
"Tell me about it, he's insane in the membrane."

by Unknown so find me if you want November 30, 2021