shmeows

A word spoken from one lover to another, aknowledging each others conversation.

Him: Hey, I love you.
Her: Shmeows !
Him: Let's go for a nice walk today.
Her: Shmeows.
Him: Shmeows !!

by Shatdizzle May 7, 2011

Shmeesher

(noun) One who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends.

After an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.

by FeefNSheeshALLDAY June 24, 2011

shmosmos

the galaxy's way of putting 2 people that should be together in very coincidental , utterly funny, most ridiculous situations. If you fight the shmosmos you will be unhappy for the rest of your life...and get fat, ugly kids with your not shmosmos worthy partner!!

shmosmos is intended to bring shmooks and shmooglemuffins together.

This whole situation is so ridiculous, it can't really be happening?.... That's shmosmos for ya!

by shmooglemuffin November 2, 2011

Shmeesha

A code word for getting drunk.

Hey Stanley, lets get shmeesha tonight!

by Loed H January 1, 2012

shmoostie

A shmoostie is someone who smothers people to get attention or what they want. In other words, an ass kisser

Johns a frickin little shmoostie

by Fed trusted July 21, 2014

Shmesse

A smelly cheese like substance that is found under the foreskin.

You have to pull the foreskin back to clean the shmesse.

by Grandmafoundit October 4, 2016

shmersch

A teen with a super small penis that has very bad hair. He is self conscious and always travels with a hair brush. Very rich

Wow, did you see him? He's such a shmersch

by DTK2112 January 15, 2017