Shiv Patel

Sexiest nigger in the whole world. Loves fucking underage women

Holy shit he’s such a Shiv Patel

by Jshsbbdbdbxj December 5, 2018

Shiv Patel

Is amazing at playing with a girl's heart. He dated the one and only famous Muslim celebrities Thamarai and Saudia and got rejected by both of them. Then, he moved on from Samiyah. Please do NOT date a Shiv Patel. This is advice from Indian actor, Sahil.

Shiv Patel is a loyal man, but please do not date him.

by Ur future bf October 31, 2021

Shiv & Baz Theory

The theory states that the universe was always the universe and when the universe grows so big it collapses on itself starting the big bang that creates the next universe. This sets the basis for the basic laws of physics e.g. time is relevant. This theory has been proven by Oppenheimer himself and Jordan Kilfoyl.

While the universe is ending another is starting, such a Shiv & Baz Theory.

by 99.95%atar_student October 23, 2023

Shiv Tailor

Is Anybody that Is a Straight boss. You have to be under 5k in s&d to do this and NGAF.

Dude thats a Shiv Tailor right there.
Hey that guy is so awesome he is a Shiv Tailor.

by Hoss boy March 25, 2013

shiv rape

To stab someone and then rape the wound. Usually in prisons.

That Adam loves a good shiv rape.

by stusx10 January 21, 2019

shiv i git

when you say "shiv i git" in stead of using profanity

saying give a shit

man 1''man have you heard that mike got a gear pregnant"
man 2 "honestly i dont shiv i git"

by omgpwned57pandamuffin April 21, 2010

Shiv out

To pretend to be drunk to avoid drinking

or

To run away from ones own stag party leaving all of your friends to worry about you, so that you can watch house of cards season 2 on NetFlix

1 "How was the stag mate ? Awesome until the stag decided to Shiv out"
2 "Is he drunk ? Nah mate he's been shivving us all night get some shots into his eyeball"

by bslientg August 12, 2018