Shelton, CT

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.

Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?

by sheltonite August 7, 2006

Shetty

(Shady) (petty)

Shetty is when someone is petty and shady all at the same time.

by Katwmn60 July 13, 2018

Sheltonian

A type of species that likes to bother you and stick random pieces of paper in your face. They are also phantoms that mostly come out at night and randomly yell things like "get out...get the F out! get out!" In addition, they tell people randomly that they are too young. They also claim that it's not about them.

Watch out for that Sheltonian!! It'll burn you!

by Sylvia Aziz February 8, 2008

Shittocks

It is like bollocks which means balls. Instead it is sitttocks which meansshits.

I dropped my spoon, Shittocks!

by Sexy Polar Ice November 9, 2011

shett

Unit of measure of how stain grained a door unit is

That door is 14 shetts stain grained.

by kunaldaris July 15, 2004

shittooed

To get unbelievably drunk.

"Dude, we went out the other night, and Ben drank like 10 tequila shots and got totally shittooed"

by Jenna Mitchell July 3, 2008

Shittot

Shittot describes something intensely possitive, similar to such words as 'amazing', 'incredible' and 'vagina'. Although commonly thought to be negative, it must not be confused with the word 'shit'.

"Hey mum! that pasta was shittot!'

"I got my test results back today", "How'd you do?", "Shittot!"

"I totally got laid last night. Her vag was shittot"

by KyleDelonge May 17, 2010