lax sesh

Anytime a group of bro's pick up their lax wands and toss around for an extended period of time, mostly throwing behind-the-back and underhand passes. Also common, but not neccesary to the lax sesh: some brews, some bowls, the occasional babe, dispatch, dave matthews, o.a.r., jeep wranglers, hemp anklets, board shorts, lax pennies, polos, madrass, reefs, rainbows, aviators, and a good flow/ mullet.

Dean-o and his bros had nothing to do on Sunday, so they had a five-hour lax sesh.

by Devlon April 16, 2007

Kyone Sesh

Pronounced as Jone Sesh
Abbreviation of Kyone Session, from the Burmese word Kyone, meaning to grind
Refers to any romantic encounter, like holding hands, making out, or having sex

Dave and Susie had a kyone sesh behind the bushes last night

Don’t go into that room, they’re kyone seshing in there

by OhMyGiddyAunt January 11, 2018

fap session

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.

*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session

by cyahick November 23, 2013

sesweat

noun:Someone who is very weak and is pitiful to look at.

Jamie is a little sesweat;she can't even pick up the ball.

by ange February 22, 2005

pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008

Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

phone session

When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.

I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.

by 138DooBy February 20, 2014