A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.

Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah

Scooter by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021

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Scooter

A Scooter is a fun sport that you should try!

(you need to live near a skatepark tho)

Hey, lets go scooter at the skatepark.

(I don't know why it is called a skatepark, skaters, scooterers, and bikers, etc. all go there.

Scooter by SpunkySpinky January 12, 2022

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A mode of transportation for people who aren’t skilled enough to ride anything else. (Fag)

Fag: Hey! That nigger just stole my scooter.

Nigger: Fuck you fag, get a bike.

Scooter by Demetrius Demarcus lll March 27, 2022

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A swimsuit.........

Hey, go put your scooter on and get in the hot tub!

Scooter by Wintera83 August 31, 2022

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