scenester 

Scenester is another term like emo used against particular teens for their taste in clothes and music. People have decided that scenesters are arrogant and think they're cooler than everyone else, why they think this? Who knows, probably jealously. Either way it's just another perfectly exceptable taste thats ridiculed and disrespected...great.

Boy 1: Urgh look at that scenester he's wearing tight trousers
Boy 2: And...? What?
Boy 1: I don't know, i just think it's urgh
Boy 2: Oh well, you've shown me
Boy 1: Yeah i know, i'm a stereotypical idiot
Boy 2: Yeah cause you're a disrespectful loser

scenester by Katieface April 20, 2007

Scenester 

A scenester is someone that decides to dress according to what they think is original, but is only what a genre of music, mainly techno and punk rock, put out as the norm.

How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.

Man 1: Shit, is that Liz.V i see over there in the distance?
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.

Scenester by Watchfull Eye April 29, 2009

Scenester 

A word that refers to a scene kid. Scenesters are probably the most arrogantly obnoxious creatures to have ever walked the earth. They Act as though they are the best thing since sliced bread. And have aquired a taste for Dinosaurs, Robots, Gir, and Hello kitty oh and dont forget elmo. When really, if given a lesson on the jurassic, they'll all go bangbang, and start yelling obnoxiously about how great they are on account of there miniscule attention span. They try to be individual, but really....Theres a whole fuck load just like them.

"Ugh Them scenester? She kept rambling on about how great her dinosaur shirt matched with her hello kitty back pack."

Scenester by DefenitlyNOTyou August 17, 2009

scenester 

someone who tries to be emo but, however, they can't pull it off.

Hillary (Ashlee Simpson) is such a fake. She looks like such a scenester.

scenester by gigga May 16, 2006

SCENESTER 

*used to have short choppy hair
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"

{me} oh my gosh! catherine tan you scenester!
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .

SCENESTER by RosenFieldBergerStein September 7, 2008

scenester 

Valley Girl sluts that usually reach their full potential in high school but start whoring in about the eigth grade.

"I don't even want to go to college, I'm going to party every night and go home with a different guy every night, so i'll never have have a house. I'm dying my hair black and getting it in a razor cut next weekend. I like have a boyfriend but I'm totally bi. I'm the biggest scenester at this school."

scenester by augurtoast January 10, 2006

scenester 

a label created by people with nothing more interesting going on in their lives than analyzing other's motives for the way they dress/listen/act.
the same people, by the way, who are always so pissed that a band they like actually makes money, and really needs to let everyone know that they listened to these guys before they were big

Person 1: God, look at her hair, what a scenester. I bet she listens to Green Day!
Person 2: Whatever, dude, I'm gonna go play some pingpong, more interesting than deciding everyone besides you is posing

scenester by sandra dee July 24, 2008