poop scarf

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.
dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!
by isshehip November 19, 2009
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Scarf Girl

A yuppie female who wears a designer (or any kind) of scarf on a 60*+ day simply because it's "in style". Usually paired with a NORTHFACE jacket vest over a sweater and jeans tucked into said persons UGGs.
A scarf girl is any female with above said atire

"Jesus those scarf girls wont sit the fuck down, I can't see a damn thing that is going on on the field!"
by OB and Popo December 08, 2008
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scarf it down

Extended form of scarf, and used especially when time is of the essence.
Dude, we gotta catch that plane in two minutes and you've only half finished your burger. Better scarf it down on the way to the gate.
by Dennis The Tiger September 25, 2005
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cock scarfing

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
by Dick N. Bigginsloppy October 25, 2007
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Scarf Dude

1. A young man without any ambition or job who leeches off of family, friends, or complete strangers for money, food, and a place to stay.

2. A man who eats all of your food while you are not looking.
Cody is such a scarf dude, he drank my last Mountain Dew!

My sister's boyfriend is a real scarf dude! He lives with her and she pays for everything. He won't even get a job. What a complete loser!
by Nevorick December 05, 2011
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Scarf Girl

one who displays the following characteristics: Enjoys listening to empowering acoustic female artists(ie indigo girls,lesbian music), lets hair fly freely like her spirit, wears exotic accessorys most likely made in third world country to support supressed women, enjoys hemp bags in natural patterns and colors, a knack for knitting is a must if you want to participate in scarffy gatherings(bread baking is also a helpful skill to adopt), and of course a vibrant idividualized scarf....yet they also still have the money to drive an escalade and wear an array of Uggs(ie animal parts)
Hey Scarf Girl dont forget to bring your exotic wooden flute to our bread baking session. I know it will really help us Take Back the Night.
by Sixela Enitsirk December 15, 2008
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Scarfs and Guitars

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.
" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?
by Anya Mimi September 05, 2010
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